Kit and I have been fantasy-casting Muppet Rocky Horror. Just imagine...
"Dammit, Piggy, I love you"
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"Two nice young upstanding Americans who had no idea what weirdos they were about to encounter"
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"I've been making a chicken with blonde feathers and a tan, which is perfectly normal"
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"From the day he was born, he was trouble..."
"So he was a perfect fit with this show! Hahahaha!"
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"HOT PATOOTIE! BEAT DRUMS! BEAT DRUMS!"
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