dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

• think irish people can't be pan
• are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop
• hunt and kill people for sport
• play frunko's quest
• think movies always have to be slimy
• think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson
• don't tag bibbles or togs
• think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality
• use the z-slur
• participated in the srebenica massacre
• are mutuals with steve