rantsofalib

Word to the wise y’all. Don’t wear a butt plug to your MRI

ovenroastedtwerkey

Don't wear a chastity device to one either. Even if it's a silicone/resin cage, the locking mechanism is still metal, it WILL try to yank that thang asunder. The GOODEST boys are the ones who DON'T risk damaging their body and a $1.2million machine.

capacity

There’s no way on earth anyone has to be told this I’m hallucinating this post there’s just no way