[ID: Two tweets by magnuswlitb that read: for 15 years we made fun of my dad for saying he wants a vacuum for christmas every year, but we finally got him a nice dyson and you know what? he’s walking around, vacuuming all every room, muttering “this is a game changer.” say what you will but the man knows what he wants

my older sister would always insist “no no no we have to get him something he’ll ENJOY” and this is frankly humiliating for her. he just discovered the “max suction” setting and he’s happier than he was at our births. End ID]