Silver Tongue

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i’m fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.

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This clip looks like a major league piss-artist in action. 

If Wikipedia and the few times I’ve seen him on TV are anything to go by, that’s Giles Coren in a nutshell.

…I’m sorry. (Or no, I’m not.) But his dick “rattled on her teeth”? Rattled?

(walking off)(smh) Boy needs to have that looked into.

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