Silver Tongue

friendly-peep:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

void-milf:

carfuckerlynch:

evalkyrie:

evalkyrie:

If a girl hits you with a beam you should always thank her no matter what kind of creature or critter it may turn you into

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I never said it couldn’t be

girl whose magic wand is a 2x4

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Please stop spreading dangerous misinformation. When using a beam attack remember to use at least paired 2x8s, 2x4s simply can’t handle most girls’ loads.

i can handle a girls load if that helps

girl beam banned by OSHA
wizard council shall deliberate

Reblogged 5 days ago from adurot (Originally from evalkyrie)
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