Alright Tumblr, you’ve convinced me. Everyone who ever wears a fedora ever is a whiny neckbeard manchild who whines about being friendzoned. There is literally no other type of person that wears them or has ever worn them or will ever wear them.
Godfather, a cinema masterpiece? More like cheeto dust and gross manspunk. All mobster movies are just about whiny douchebags who can’t attract women and wonder why they’re forever alone.
After all, that’s what everyone agrees the fedora is about right? Stereotypes aren’t ever stupid, dumb, or offensive in any way, so it’s perfectly okay to associate all people wearing fedoras this way. So glad Tumblr showed me the way.
the only people who complain about the friendzone are people who are nice because they want sex in return. Also, it’s a trilby that is mostly seen, not a fedora. Lastly a trilby AND a fedora DOES look good when worn with the proper attire, such as a pinstripe shirt with a necktie and even without a necktie sometimes as long as it’s buttoned all the way. But there is no excuse for a neckbeard. People need to shave those because they are gross.