freelancerraiko:

a-random-mod:

jitterbugjive:

needsmoarchimeras:

jitterbugjive:

let’s send him a starving child in the mail 8D

No, let’s send him TO a starving child, I’m sure the village would love to have him for dinner.

good thinking, he should donate his meat to charity, he doesn’t need it

Remove his organs first, we could sell them and use the money to help a hospital. Or just give the organs to people who need a transplant.

That moment when you realize you’ve already considered all these things people are joking about.

I probably would sell my organs to help people out. Hell, I know I’m definitely going to donate them when I die. Still gotta stay alive one or two more years to ensure they’re good enough for other people to use.

You do realize that you can’t donate your organs if you die of old age or sickness due to age making the organs unusable or disease potentially infecting the transplant so that means you are either going to commit suicide or you’re planning on having someone murder you. Considering how you treat everyone, I’d assume it’s the latter of the two or you are just trying to act like you planned everyone to say this… Or you are just trying to make your sorry arse look high and mighty even though anyone with any sense can see you’re just some idiot who desperately cries for attention probably due to issues with parents or guardians neglecting you or the kids in your class not wanting to hang out with you. Whichever one it is, you are not getting the kind of attention you need and it makes everyones life more difficult.

Or you’re an asshole for the sake for being an asshole.

either way, at this point I feel honestly sorry for you. Not enough to cloud my  judgment, though, because you’re still an asshole.