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The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

hail satan

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, HOW IS SATANISM THIS AMAZING?

I guess I’m a fucking Satanist shit…

Not to mention how things that people think are satanic really aren’t.

The upside down cross is called a petrine and was the ultimate respect to jesus as saint peter requested to be crucified upsidedown so that he may not die in the same way as his lord.

The pentagram was basically a transmutation circle because wickens were pretty much alchemists the way they made medicine.

Hooded robes were used by Catholics during medieval times.

And blood sacrifices were even a thing in early Christianity.

So satanism is basically, “don’t be an asshole but be wary of the assholes out there”