i was pissed so i punched the wall and there are actual cracks in the wall and my hand is perfectly fine it doesn’t even hurt
am i a superhero
Not unless you can spin around and take off clothes at the same time.
Or get changed really fast in a telephone box.
Are you saying you can’t spin around and take your clothes off at the same time?
you seem more like a super villain… or a super mercenary. using your powers for whoever has the most money and tacos.