lizzymodblog

i was pissed so i punched the wall and there are actual cracks in the wall and my hand is perfectly fine it doesn’t even hurt

am i a superhero

aghostsafehaven

Not unless you can spin around and take off clothes at the same time.

Or get changed really fast in a telephone box.

lizzymodblog

Are you saying you can’t spin around and take your clothes off at the same time?

a-random-mod

you seem more like a super villain… or a super mercenary. using your powers for whoever has the most money and tacos.

lizzymodblog

that’s deadpool’s job I can’t do that

silver-tongues-blog

you are r63 deadpool