When an elderly human dies in a movie: “That’s terrible!”

When an adult human dies in a movie: “Meh”

When a teen human dies in a movie: “Hah!”

When a child human dies in a movie: “Oh no, that’s sad!”

When a dog dies in a movie: “GODDAMMIT! I HOPE THEY FIND THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO DID THIS AND WRAP HIS INTESTINES AROUND A TREE AND MAKE HIM EAT HIS OWN STOMACH!”