rabbitsnwolves

Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.

sageruto

if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors

electricalivia

He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.

transgalacticwanderer

If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.

beefranck

God I love you, Internet.

quiyst

Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.

hookersorcake

If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.

lioar

He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling

jayneausten

We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.

fictioninchains

Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better

geekygothgirl

He has lit fires before, right? Participated in bonfires and barbecues? Well, then, he has no right to complain about being set on fire. If you do something consensually in the past that means you de facto consent to it in the future, right?