Why not?  I find that less shocking than THIS:

Seriously?

I shouldn’t even have 25% of the followers Putuk does.

Why do I have over 50%?

This is a travesty!  You should totally have 75% of his followers.

Wooo smallest dick contest!

Damn, a6p wins the smallest penis contest.  Everyone!  You should go to a6p’s tumblr and make it grow!

Hey guys dont show off with out meEEEeeeEEEEe