extradan:

mpaskin1:

an-all-terrain-venomoth:

mpaskin1:

How do you people write with your right hand I cant understand

It’s so we can masturbate with our left while writing.
Plus if you’re writing pretty much any language but Hebrew, you write left to write, so the ink doesn’t get on our hands.

Is writing really this exciting that you feel the need to masturbate while doing so???!!

As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating 

I’m ambidextrous.

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    I’m ambidextrous.
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    #leftiesprivilege
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    shh dan dont tell them our secrets
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    As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating