mpaskin1

How do you people write with your right hand I cant understand

an-all-terrain-venomoth

It’s so we can masturbate with our left while writing.
Plus if you’re writing pretty much any language but Hebrew, you write left to write, so the ink doesn’t get on our hands.

mpaskin1

Is writing really this exciting that you feel the need to masturbate while doing so???!!

extradan

As a left handed I am able to scroll my porn while masturbating 

silver-tongues-blog

I’m ambidextrous.