Can we start making headcanons about the monarch now? Mine is that he didn't conquer whatever it is that he rules by force of strategy, he simply used his uber suaveness to get people to accept him. He just blinked and suddenly he was on the throne with a harem of mares throwing themselves at him. But the twist, he's gay.

jitterbugjive:

Bigger twist- Asexual

Bigest twist! He is a plant

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