Me UGH WHY DID I GROW MY HAIR SO LONG IT'S SO HOT AND ITCHY AND IN THE WAY AND OW IT TUGS ON EVERYTHING AND I SPEND SO MUCH MONEY OF SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE AND IT KNOTS SO EASILY AND I HATE IT AND UGH IT SUCKS

Person Then cut it off.

Me DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING SAY THAT YOU IGNORTANT SALMON