mayhem-is-hand-wash-only:

the-odin-son:

patternofdefiance:

tumbledore-:

spankzilla85:

timelady-of-221b:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

budacub:

dividebysix:

thedeathecchi:

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE
WHAT DO I DO

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS.. 

SUSAN THE MEETING WAS AN HOUR AGO, WHERE WERE YOU?