Ahhh. What a day on dark RP. 

First I was a swat officer and we took down some mercs in their fortress. Then I decided to become a dirty cop and went to the bar that sold guns under the table. I blackmailed them to let me use their back room for my money printer but we were called to fight the mercs again. So I quit being a SWAT officer and became a drug dealer. I gave the bar some drugs to sell as rent because I wasn’t really an officer anymore so now the bar sold guns, drugs and printed money.I eventually got multiple printers and upgraded them all and then the bar closed. So I ran for mayor. I was a good mayor for a while until they found out about my money and drug history. I was arrested and committed suicide in jail.

It sounds like the plot of an okay B movie.