fimflamfilosophy:

No, Mr. A-Random-Mod, I expect you to die. But you before you do, you should be aware that the Scootaloo in question had never played piano in her life and merely channeled the music through her soul. Her music can project a spot on the moon, or at closer range, cut through metal. I have shown you. She welcomes any enterprise that may increase her stock of love, and that stock is considerable.
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Now please excuse me while I go and speak to this Asian guy about something presumably not important enough for the audience to hear.

Probably the best response to that kind of question. Now excuse me while I flip a coin at just the right angle to reflect the laser into my binds, thus freeing me despite it already cutting a much more reflective and thicker metal.