My dad is one of the people who say internet friends aren’t real friends. He said I spend too much time on my computer and I should do somehting else so sarcastically I said “Like what? Sit on the couch and watch TV?” And he was like “something else. Take your real friends to schlitterbahn or something.” And I was like “I don’t have the money to do that.”

Seriously. If I had money to do something besides be on my computer, then I would do something else.