rosexknight:

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pan-pirate:

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the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

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nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

• use tools
• Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
• Have huge brains for birds
• like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
• They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
• they are scary smart at solving puzzles
• some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
• they can remember faces
• SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
• They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q) 

i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

If it weren’t for the fact that I’d lose all my shiny things and probably my eyes I’d want a pet crow…

Don’t be scared of crows, be nice to them. They remember you and if you are nice to them they will be your best bro. And then soon, you will have a murder of crows at your disposal and can totally use them to rob banks by getting them to fly in front of the cameras and disable the guards and shit and become the very first super villain.