i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

poolfullofjello

How do white people survive?

nextlevelgoogly

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

electromoonbeam

All about me

rosexknight

I love the girl with the hammer she’s like “Oh my gosh I hit the wall with a hammer and now there’s a hole how’d that happen?!”

silver-tongues-blog

Or the girl who trips over a small toy truck (rather than slipping on it) and smashes her face in a glass coffee table.