Silver Tongue
I fear for the day a member of tumblr becomes a politician.

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“This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’”

This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”

Senator Black is undergoing trial for actually being white, even though his last name is ‘Black’. Senator White calls this “Appropriation of the identity of others.” 

Senator white closes down all foreign food places due to cultural appropriation.