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I fear for the day a member of tumblr becomes a politician.

"This just in. Senator White called Senator Green ‘White sexist cis scum’ for the simple crime of not knowing that Senator White preferred to be called ‘bunself.’"

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This just in, Trilby’s made illegal because senator white “finds fedoras to be a misogynistic concept”

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Senator Black is undergoing trial for actually being white, even though his last name is ‘Black’. Senator White calls this “Appropriation of the identity of others.” 

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Senator white closes down all foreign food places due to cultural appropriation.