kazi-is-amazing

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

alegbra

since there’s no circle, does this mean mr. krabs attempted human transmutation

this would explain how he has a whale for a daughter

silver-tongues-blog

Well, the plate might have a circle on it and seeing as there’s no ethereal light which presents itself much more obviously with post truth witness alchemy, it seems much more likely.