i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
wait
what
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
for comparison:
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
wait
damn.
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
Actually, satanism is about free will and respecting individuality.