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BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN
idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?
Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.
what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit
loling about
1. stealing lobsters
2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand
I love everything about this
how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg
SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD
Wow.
Here’s what you do. Steal five lobsters over eth course of saturday and sunday. Then, steal once a day and leave a lobster where you stole it from. Then when you work up your skills to steal the hope diamond, replace it with a crab. Then hack the security cameras to see the surprise on everyones face when they see the hope diamond is now a crab.
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