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liftingdrifter:

BOW DOWN TO THE LOBSTER LIFTING QUEEN

idk about yesterday’s total. Maybe like $150 with the 5 pairs of earrings?

Yeah I lifted a vibe from spencers too. A label on the side said there was a security device enclosed. That was a lie.

what the FUCK this bitch stole LOBSTERS that’s some real next level shit

loling about

1. stealing lobsters

2. making stealing lobsters part of your personal brand

I love everything about this

how the fuck do u steal a lobster let alone 2 im so done omfg

SHOPLIFTING TUMBLR IS FUCKING WILD

Wow.

Here’s what you do. Steal five lobsters over eth course of saturday and sunday. Then, steal once a day and leave a lobster where you stole it from. Then when you work up your skills to steal the hope diamond, replace it with a crab. Then hack the security cameras to see the surprise on everyones face when they see the hope diamond is now a crab.