It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
I can. Zombies do not need to breath so that means they can travel through the ocean via walking on the bottom. If the pressure doesn’t kill them, they can make it to cuba.
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