lizzymodblog:

theauthorman:

bonmod:

lizzymodblog:

The Dutch words for a male cat and a hangover are one and the same.

theauthorman

you laugh, but have you ever slept in the same room as a cat before? the things are goddamn brats whenever it’s night.

i own an especially bratty cat, so yes

owned as in he showed up in my house one day and has refused to leave since

People don’t choose cats, cats choose them.