Silver Tongue

extradan:

any tips for a man like me, how to keep your bacon from assaulting your face with oil from distance? 

Punch it.

  1. atrolux said: Lower the fucking temperature
  2. jdaiv said: cook bacon in sandwich press.
  3. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from extradan and added:
    Punch it.
  4. regalregex said: Take off your shirt while frying bacon. Intimidate it with your brash manliness and fearlessness. It cannot hurt you.
  5. askblogiskill said: Safety helmet
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