I have an IQ of 138, a degree in both Culinary Arts and Chemistry, and I own my own restaurant.
Why am I, at 2 in the morning, spouting nonsense on the internet while drinking orange juice by the gallon and wearing a chameleon on my head?
Some of the most important people are a little mad
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