*dick hard but i gotta stand up*
did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat
I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word
Hard ons are caused by bloog rushing to your penis. Tensing forces blood to flow somewhere else, thus getting rid of the erection.
Another little known fact is that motning wood is caused by your bladder being full in sleep and pressing against your inner ass causing feelings of arousal. The best way to get rid of it isn’t a good wank, but a good piss.
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