When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.
My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.
Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?
Oh, and then I miss once and chop off my fingers, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Why not a diamond ring except the diamond is upside down so the very sharp part is sticking out? That way you can stab people with it?
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Ya’ll need Jesus.
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You don’t take engagement rings off dipshit
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Or since you have a degree in chemistry, why not an allotrope of carbon that’s actually highly valuable, like...
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