When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.
My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.
Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?
Oh, and then I miss once and chop off my fingers, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Why not a diamond ring except the diamond is upside down so the very sharp part is sticking out? That way you can stab people with it?