Silver Tongue
a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

FRANCE

Reblogged 8 years ago from antstafermodblog (Originally from tanku-deactivated20120711)
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    un deux trois quatre cinq = listing numbers one, two, three, four, five in Frenchthrough some homonyms in French,...
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    “quatre” is pronounced cat and cinq is pronounced sink
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