mastermod:

morseapple:

princessmarshmallow:

phinflynn:

ghirahim:

sharped0:

heliosapollo:

it’s for science

“golden lesbian guinea pig with a paralyzing fear of the color yellow. They only listen to Tiesto. They cannot sing. Starving artist. Kind of a huge jerk.”
Golden with the fear of yellow? How’s that working out for you.

“spooky super-gay crawfish with six arms. They don’t like anchovies. They know a dinosaur who actually is pretty mean. Works as a stripper. Kind of a huge jerk.”

accurate tho

“lavender very gay arctic wolf with six arms. They cannot pronounce common words. Tried kissing once. It was awful. Is a secret agent. Incredibly lucky.”

i must do something with this

”??? bisexual antelope with a bionic arm. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They know how to knit. Wears jeans covered in patches. Chaotic Good.”

I might actually draw this antelope…

black bisexual nurse shark with a peg leg. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They love to skateboard. Wears a loin cloth. Why? Who knows. They have a house on an island.

pink-and-purple super-gay grizzly bear with a killer smile. They know all. They cosplay as a human sometimes and it’s totally weird. Works as a pilot. Lawful evil.

vampire lesbian unicorn with pointy teeth. They don’t like anchovies. Addicted to dating sims. Works as a life guard. They have a house on an island.