peabodysfedora:

mr-egbutt:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

I can’t deal with that little miliary-esque hand cross at the end. Not only is it extremely attractive, but it shows how it’s not just the suit, but the attitude and the way you carry yourself that makes a fine suit shine.

Remember kids, it’s not what you wear that makes you attractive, it’s how you act.
And if you stop acting like you deserve a cookie for treating someone like a basic human being and treat people like humans because they are… Well…. Humans, then maybe you will find someone who likes you.