Silver Tongue

lizzymodblog:

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

lizzymodblog:

a-random-mod:

dittoprize:

You walk through the street at night. Suddenly you see a shadowy figure jumping across the rooftops. You hear a scream. ‘THIRTEEN-HUNDRED!’ Then silence.

Can I ask what brought this on? It can’t…

You always look like a huge idiot to me.

Yeah, but everyone looks like an idiot to you. I’m not special.