soakingwetandclueless:

balladoftarby:

legendary-emerald:

balladoftarby:

Why is everything a life hack now?

“Here’s a snazzy new recipe: LIFE HACK”

“You can actually fix your car yourself for cheaper: LIFE HACK”

“Rabbits have overrun an island in japan: LIFE HACK”

like wtf

Axes can be used to cut up bodies for easier burial: LIFE HACK

Bury a body standing up ‘cause satellites are trained to look for holes around 6 feet in length: LIFE HACK

Bury a dog over your body so when a K9 unit finds it the cops will dig it up and think it’s a false positive: LIFE HACK

Actually, if you put it in an air tight container, no smell will get out and dogs can’t track it. There was an incedent where this woman killed her mother and stuffed her in a trash can and duct taped every hole multiple times until it was air tight and put it in storage. Some people later found it and all but her bones had liquified. If you buried it, nobody would ever find out. The woman only got caught because her name was on the storage shed.