Silver Tongue
Mario Kart 8 with the Derp Crew in a nutshell

schwagztheelf:

  • If Team Race, Tom+GaLm on a team = NO.
  • Smarty 99.5% of the time is in last
  • If not Smarty then it’s Ze
  • Tom wins 90% of the time
  • If it’s not Tom then it’s Chilled or GaLm
  • Donkey Kong is God
  • THAT’S IT.
  • moomoo meadows makes up half the race
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