Silver Tongue

meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

Womens jeans are the worst thing ever. Let me tell you, I had to keep my phone in a bra and since i don’t have breasts, it kept falling out and I am so glad that I did not have an iphone because that shit would have been destroyed.

Reblogged 8 years ago from saccharinecyanide (Originally from meladoodle)
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