meladoodle

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

silver-tongues-blog

Womens jeans are the worst thing ever. Let me tell you, I had to keep my phone in a bra and since i don’t have breasts, it kept falling out and I am so glad that I did not have an iphone because that shit would have been destroyed.