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Ultimate thief

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

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Worst thief ever

Rouge: I’m gonna attempt to steal everything on the table

*rolls a 1*

DM: You drop all your loot on the table by accident and break it. You have to pay for the table and everything on it.