“You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel”
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
The saying that he was referencing was “XXX is so stupid they couldn’t pour piss from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel”
It is a legitimate colloquialism that originated in the southern region of the US.
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