So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.

I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.

Then I remove the Styrofoam…

The fuck?

A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS

bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER

he then later gave me the legs.

LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS