No, let’s send him TO a starving child, I’m sure the village would love to have him for dinner.

good thinking, he should donate his meat to charity, he doesn’t need it

Remove his organs first, we could sell them and use the money to help a hospital. Or just give the organs to people who need a transplant.

That moment when you realize you’ve already considered all these things people are joking about.

I probably would sell my organs to help people out. Hell, I know I’m definitely going to donate them when I die. Still gotta stay alive one or two more years to ensure they’re good enough for other people to use.

You do realize that you can’t donate your organs if you die of old age or sickness due to age making the organs unusable or disease potentially infecting the transplant so that means you are either going to commit suicide or you’re planning on having someone murder you. Considering how you treat everyone, I’d assume it’s the latter of the two or you are just trying to act like you planned everyone to say this… Or you are just trying to make your sorry arse look high and mighty even though anyone with any sense can see you’re just some idiot who desperately cries for attention probably due to issues with parents or guardians neglecting you or the kids in your class not wanting to hang out with you. Whichever one it is, you are not getting the kind of attention you need and it makes everyones life more difficult.

Or you’re an asshole for the sake for being an asshole.

either way, at this point I feel honestly sorry for you. Not enough to cloud my  judgment, though, because you’re still an asshole.

Lol ok for one, obviously it would be the later because I said two or more years. Two, yeah I’ll probably die standing up to someone with a gun. I’m sort of a trouble maker that way. :P

Have you ever thought that maybe, just maybe, I’m actually a decent person and so are other people like Jitter and that, just maybe now, I just have my priorities focused on what I consider more important things? Yeah, sorry if that makes me the asshole but that’s just how I work. Humans come first, animals second. Always. Sorry about Jitter’s cat but that’s just the way it is. I love my dog and all but I’d let him die if it meant a perfect stranger could live for even one more day.

No, I don’t believe you’re a good person underneath because I’m not that naive. You are just an asshole who everyone hate’s with good reason to hate. Nothing about you is good. Your a compulsive liar, you give people who don’t even ask bad advice, you see everyone as beneath you and you are just an overall twat.

Good day sir.

Actually I see everyone else as above me which is one of the reasons I try to help others and put them first before myself. But if that’s how you feel I can respect that decision and perception even if I don’t agree with it.

Just might want to hold back on the dehumanization of people you’re against. Everyone who butt heads with other people are usually just trying to do what they think is right. Try being less resentful of everyone who you don’t like.

first off, you wouldn’t call everyone kid if they were above you.

Second, I have every right to hate most humans because most humans are assholes. You’re just a very special kind of asshole. 

Third,

Dude, that shit was like, from years ago. I mean, in the short time we’ve talked or the little you know about me you’re constantly calling me an asshole. I was dealing with literally hundreds and thousands of people spamming me a day. God forbid I called a couple of them ‘kids’.

And like I said, that shit was from years ago lol. I’m sure you and everyone else have done shit from a couple of years in the past that’s not so pretty.

Come on man. Lets hug this out bro. :D

OH NOW I REMEMBER

LOL