Zelda Hey I just met you

Zelda And this is crazy

Zelda But I need you to save all of Hyrule

Zelda And I'm not even gonna bang you.

Link That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.

Link Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?

Link Because it 's true