Zelda Hey I just met you
Zelda And this is crazy
Zelda But I need you to save all of Hyrule
Zelda And I'm not even gonna bang you.
Link That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
Link Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
Link Because it 's true