scottylubemeup

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

disneydamselestelle

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

leviswaxedass

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

dahniwitchoflight

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

leviswaxedass

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b

WHAT

hoofprint-is-working

Jesus washed the “feet” of Judas. 

silver-tongues-blog

Jesus and Judas were gay for each other.